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Fine we get it. We’re too different from each other, she has a child, our professions are repulsive; it will never work. Well, I love her and that’s all that matters to me.

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letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

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jasongace:

snape hate where they’re like ‘did you even read the 7th book’ yes, yes I did, I also read the previous six where he was mentally and physically abusive toward his students lol

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neverhaveiseen:

It really bugs me how people say that the cigarette is a metaphor for a killing thing, when it actually is a killing thing. It can kill you. To be honest, the only thing Augustus Waters is doing is not letting it kill him, and I’m really struggling as to how that’s actually a metaphor.

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I think that was kind of the point, it wasn’t a metaphor and the character said it was incorrectly. It immediately demonstrated the layer of theatricality and pretentiousness that is arguably Augustus’ main flaw as a person. :)